Mera Vishwaguru Bharat (02nd June 2020)

Any cynics, who still doubt the stature of our nation as a Vishwaguru, should now hopefully fall in line with the gospel truth being peddled on WhatsApp university curriculum.

Heel you uncouth, for here cometh the greatest of all, our very own, Vishwaguru Bharat.

This aspect was amply demonstrated on 02nd June,2020, when none other than Sh. Trump called our Supreme Leader to discuss issues of global importance. A little bee also buzzed that both visionaries also discussed the ongoing civil unrest situation in United States

Who else to turn to for advice, in these troubling times but the current leadership of our great nation who are guided in their thoughts and actions by the principles enshrined in our great constitution and the idea of India taught by our Bapu, Sh. Mohan Das Karam Chand Gandhi, Pandit Jawaharlal Nehru, Sh. Vallabhai Patel, Sh. Baba Saheb Ambedkar and many other great leaders.

In these times, we can be a beacon of light to the entire world by our innovative and engaging ways. We have the capability to identify the dissenters by the clothes they wear. We do not judge people by their actions. We love all mankind. Therefore, our elected representatives set an example by welcoming with garlands those people who have been accused of lynching. If you think that this is not possible, then I welcome you to check with Sh. Jayant Sinha. We also redeem these youths by giving them places of prominence in political rallies or at times even offer them government jobs. We are so fair in our philosophy that we even allow Godse to be worshipped.

To malign the image of our great nation some misguided elements, deliberately lynch themselves which leads to a media trial in which innocent youth get stuck. We are extremely fortunate that very few channels report these irrelevant matters. Otherwise, we can very clearly witness on all screens and print media, the great strides being made by our nation in this golden era.

We also go to great lengths in teaching our fellow citizens the virtues of singing our national anthem and Vande Matram. In one such instance, entire world watched us doing this to few youths in our Capital city of Delhi sometime in February, 2020. One of the disciples, unfortunately passed away at a later date and entire blame was put on the teacher. Come on guys! How grossly unfair?

The entire world acknowledges and applauds the importance of our master stroke strategies of Thali Bajao, Diya Jalao and Go Corona Go. By following these steps, many nations have already broken the chain of transmission and have started to emerge from the dark shadows of Corona. We as a nation were so much selflessly engaged in the betterment of all mankind that we totally ignored and forgot about our own well-being. Therefore, we as a nation are now bearing with stoic composure the burden of sins of entire mankind. Entire world recognises and appreciates our selfless attitude of seva. We will overcome and emerge stronger. We are Vishwaguru !

All my fellow friends and citizens will hopefully realise that how blessed they are and I call upon each and every one of you to join me in applauding and cheering our incredible leadership for these awesome accolades.

 Cheers 👍